Welcome, mortal, to the subpage of subterranean splurries! Here, you'll find the most accurate, the most profound, and the most utterly absurd prophecies in the land of SugarSplur. Browse at your own peril!
Read the Prophecies or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, venture into the Utterly Absurd Prophecies.
Here's where the stories of SugarSplur's finest heroes and villains come to life. Or, in some cases, not to life. Either way, it's going to be a wild ride!
Read about The Hero Who Couldn't Stop Splurrying or, if you're feeling particularly brave, venture into The Villain Who Accidentally Turned Himself into a Toaster.